I got a lot of itches
Dear internet,
I really want to lay in bed and watch some shitty TV, but you are making that difficult. Sort it out!
-Jess
Wed
Jan
25
It would be nice to not make the choice between 3rd degree burns or frost bite every time I want to wash my hands.
Why is he wearing moon boots?
(Source: aetorn, via fuckyeah1990s)
I must have this!!
(via fuckyeah1990s)
Mon
Jan
23
This wouldn’t normally appeal to me, but for some reason, I wanna be all up on it. I think it’s the jaw line…he’s got a nice jaw for sure.
(Source: lovingmalemodels, via dailycuteboy)
U.S. census has a census of humor.
I CAN’T I CAN’T OMG
JESUS CHRIST.
I CANNOT SIR.
(via toocooltobehipster)

